Archive - A Strange Dream

Jan 6 •

Nine Dimensions

May 2023

I Made the Dumbest Wish...

I found an old magic lamp, gave it a rub and was stoked when it farted out a genie.

May 2, 2023 •

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December 2022

Breaking: universe is another mummy, and she loves us very much

Get ready to do it all over again!

Dec 19, 2022 •

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Memoir of a Mermarriage

I married a mermaid once.

Dec 15, 2022 •

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November 2022

Intrinsic Motivation

You fumble with your tie in front of the rear view mirror.

Nov 17, 2022 •

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October 2022

Football History: The Love Loophole

A little known rule in soccer is the so called “love loophole”.

Oct 30, 2022 •

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September 2022

Extrinsic Motivation

You wake up in a sealed room.

Sep 12, 2022 •

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August 2022

"Who could that be at the door?" asked the man.

Aug 14, 2022 •

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Environmentally Friendly

"What I love about this place", I say enthusiastically, "is that it's so environmentally friendly!"

Aug 13, 2022 •

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