"What I love about this place", I say enthusiastically, "is that it's so environmentally friendly!"
"Ah, maybe less than you think..." came the guide's sheepish reply. "Look closer."
I gasp as several creatures step out of the shadows and bushes
"Hugo the caged sugar glider?" I say in shock
“And Gillespie the partially clubbed seal?!"
Good to hear Gillespie has found steady work